HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA (original)
Recorded May 4, 2017 on Voice Recorder free ap on iPhone 6
We beat a copyright claim from The Eagles as this parody is fair use. HA.
In a dark college hallway, cool kids put on airs
Warm smell of their lattes, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw my liberal prof
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim, I had to just blow her off
But there she stood in the doorway;
I heard the classtime bell
And I was thinking to myself, 'This won’t be Heaven it just will be Hell'
Then she lit up a classroom and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Such a scary place
You must mask your face
Kick out wrongthink at the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Any time of year, you will suffer here
Her mind is Communist-twisted, she wants my Mercedes-Benz
She wants to redistribute wealth to the comrades she calls friends
They plan to march in the courtyard, sweet summer protest.
Some march to remember, most march to forget
So I called up BASED STICKMAN:
“Please save me from swine!”
He said, ’What the hell I thought the Berlin Wall fell in 1989?”
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
NO gun rights in the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Keep your chamber clean
They’re fooling themselves at the HOTEL COMMIEFORNIA
Why are they surprised? Fails every time it’s tried
Politics based on feelings,
Pinkos don’t play nice
she said 'We are all fine comrades here, join us or get put on ice
And in the Party chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The all brought their steely knives,
But they just can't find a beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the America from before
“Relax,” said the night man,
We are programmed to deceive.
We will force you to read books we wrote on
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