Why the rich are hypocrites on gun control

Are you a rich elitist bastard who has too money and too much time on their hands? Have you recently profiteered from war? Do you own lots of burly bodyguards, bulletproof cars, 10 foot high iron fences with electronic gates, CCTV, motion sensors, and even a panic room, with an immediate response time from the police? Do you hate the outside world and the poor? Then you too can get behind gun control laws and become the world's leading hypocrite!

Starring such hypocrites as:
Google, known for advocating the Syrian war (just don't mention the word 'gun').
Markiplier, who appears in countless videos and images depicting the casual nature of guns.
The entirety of the US government, who use the secret service, national guard and police to keep themselves safe.

And anyone else who happens to be rich, invests shitloads of money into personal security and then tells everyone else to disarm.