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Commando: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Arnold Schwarzenegger performs "Jenny and Me" from "Commando: The Musical." Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.
YouUu know the TwO of us
We are da closest
Living oOut heRRRre..
Je-nny and meeE,
Putting ice cream on
Each others noses
And feeding da deer
Jenny and me
We were going to build
A normal life here
A carefree existense
Of laughter an' play
But General Kirby?
He led them right to us
And then the baasta'rds took herr aAAaway..
Jenny an'd me -
Bennett: JOHN!! it's your old friend
John (bennett!)
John: .. I thouUught you were
Bennett (dead? not true)
Bennett: John if you want your daughter
You'd better play along
John (fauck youUu!)
Bennett: Joohn - an assa-si-nation
John: I will not do this
Bennett: You pull it off she'll be just fine
John: Don't put me through this
Goon: If you fail we will mail her to you
John: No deal
Goon:You will get her back
Oone piece at aa TIIIME!
John: JENNNNY-!
-Brief Music-Montage here -
John: Look you have to help,
DeY took mAiii Jenny!
You give me a lift
Aaand we follow the trail
Quire: (JENNY-AND-ME!!)
John: Wee will fend off all
DaA mall pa-lice-men,
We let Sully goo..
And Cooke we IMPAALE
Quire: (JEEEEENNY and MEeee)
We-staart-taa-dooOo some la'st minute shoPpIiNG,
So many good ones - Naaawt ea-sy tA choooose,
WEe barrow dis plA'ne
Aand we fly to daa-island..
AllLll fUUucKing HheLL IS AbOut To BREAK LOOSE..!
(Very brief music-montage here)
Jenny and me..
JENNY and mee..
JE-NNYY AanD MEEEEEE-!
Bennett: JOHN!- it's your old friend
Bennett
John (leEt's party)
Bennett: I told you I'd be ready for youu-!
John: We'll seee, Bennett!
Bennett: You knoow I'm feeling good John
Just like old times!
Matrix and mee-
John (BENNETT and me!)
Bennett - And when you're la-aying dead before me-
John (Bullshit!)
Bennett: - I'll have finally fulfilled my dream-
John (Agh Bennett)
Bennett:Gonna shoot you between ThHe BaAaLLlS-
John (So do it)
Bennett: I'mGONNNAKIIIILLYOUUUU-!!
John and Quire: Bennett let off sum steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaam...
John: Yyou know the two of us..
Wee're go-ing home noow,
Baaack to daA moun-tains
For Jenny and mee.
Wipe those tears aaway,
Caause da-ddys heere naaow!
Ever-y-one's deeead, you're finally freeee..
Commander: We want you to start up
A unit again John
John (Naoo chaAnce)
And do you see this woman standing here..?
She's going to be your new mAa-therrrr!
Weee're-goin'g haaome-naaaaow.
Jeeeenny and meeee..
Jen-ny-aaa'nd-meeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeEEeEeEeEeEeeEeEEe!
Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan.
Contains variations on James Horner's calypso music from Commando. Schwarzenegger
and Vernon Wells performed by Al Kaplan. Dan Hedaya performed by Jon Kaplan.
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