In this week's installment of The Xylen Roberts Interactive Grab Em' By The Flat Earth Variety Show (working title): Bill Degrasse Nyson is ousted as the next celebrity pervert to have strange, vile things in his closet. Corey Feldman clai...
In this week's installment of The Xylen Roberts Interactive Grab Em' By The Flat Earth Variety Show (working title): Bill Degrasse Nyson is ousted as the next celebrity pervert to have strange, vile things in his closet. Corey Feldman claims he was doing acid with Bill Cosby at the very late 80s Satanic initiation ritual that birthed Nyeson in a vomit inducing smorgasbord of bad science and placenta. Upon birth, BDN immediately chased Feldman and tried to rape him, but Corey shot at him with a Goonies prop lazer gun and cheesed it the fuck out of there. Fascinating tale. Also, we find out that Anita Sarkeesian and George Soros have a strange connection. Lets just say Soros's eternal punishment for funding countless plots that have destroyed whole countries and resulted in millions of deaths, well, the punishment for that is a big ol' strap-on in his...well, you'll have to watch the video to find out the rest. Also: a grainy old vhs gay porno of Richard Spencer and Adolf Hitler is unearthed with soundtrack from Depeche Mode. I...am forever disturbed by its contents and have never wanted a lobotomy more. I prefer its sequel, an improved production where Spencer and his white nationalists run into a bunch of far left feminazi lesbians, and they have a sort of bdsm wrestling match sort of thing. You know, to see whoever's delusional enough to think their impermanent dominance means anything. In the end, everyone gets covered in cum. A grotesque but fitting end to such insanity. Please free me from this horrifying world of death and suffering.
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