Jawbreakers Lost Souls, a funeral for comicsgate

OFFICIAL TL;DR (li-durr-ally, you're better off just watching the video)
- 0:00 Best part, the thumbnail
- 0:01 Preface, part 2, 5 minutes later, how Jawbreakers is like The Last Jedi
- 1:39 Preface, part 1, 5 minutes ago (Tarantino'd it) about how zack's fans say the comic isn't SUPPOSED to be good
- 2:51 Preface, part 3, introduction to main review part 0, 1 month ago, 3 minutes later
- 3:23 Ya boi zack explains how the rape scene in Super was so hot
- 3:39 Main review, part 2 (there is no part 1)
- 3:52 Red Letter Media explains the giant plothole in comicsgate
- 4:44 Details on the upcoming Milli Vanilli reunion tour
- 4:54 A great example of the editing you should expect throughout the review
- 5:11 Eddie Murphy explains the necessary requirement for reading Jawbreakers Lost Souls
- 7:36 "We need more apes on the cover!"
- 8:21 Rich Evans cameo explaining the ape cover gimmick
- 9:28 The gorilla is from another dimension (where it's impossible to drive straight)
- 10:24 Verbal mathematical diagram of how richard c meyer is a cuck
- 12:35 Ya boi zack tells his own customers that they don't want what they want
- 15:03 Why the cover sucks
- 16:26 Why Dominic Deegan is a better comic than Jawbreakers
- 18:51 Why the first page sucks
- 20:45 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, part 1
- 26:13 richard c meyer makes whining noises and we have a good long laugh at his expense
- 32:56 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, part 512
- 33:58 "It's not linear"
- 34:48 Ethan Van Sciver's sexy shirtless pics he uses to pick up guys on craigslist
- 36:14 Did ethan have his own wife kidnapped to get his first cyberfrog comic published? 🤔
- 36:35 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, part 1,489 (because it's 1 more pure)
- 37:17 Why Mike S. Miller's coloring sucks too
- 37:20 Hot tips for the boys
- 38:13 Fresh news from the force
- 39:41 Everyone in this comic has a debilitating case of asshole lips
- 41:50 I HAVE A BAG OF JEWELS FOR YOU BETTY
- 45:49 Why richard c meyer's writing sucks, part repeating 9s forever
- 46:44 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅｄ
- 47:00 Jon Malin botches object size, prelude, parts 1 through 3, interlude, glissando, uh uh some other stuff like that
- 48:45 Why porn doujins of girls rape-fighting each other is better than Jawbreakers
- 50:00 Why Sonichu is better than Jawbreakers
- 50:10 Why Tails Gets Trolled is better than Jawbreakers
- 51:50 Tails Gets Trolled is part of the fabric of the human experience, unlike Jawbreakers
- 52:29 Why fishing in Warframe is better than Jawbreakers
- 53:16 Jon Malin botches object size, the epic conclusion
- 53:27 Jon Malin's embarrassingly incoherent panel compositions
- 55:13 Why richard c meyer's writing sucks, part (unable to calculate)
- 58:00 richard's cringy catchphrase, how he's like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite
- 1:00:20 Asshole lips and asshole lips press their asshole lips together
- 1:00:25 Saying Noill, Eigaka, and Gloss out loud
- 1:01:01 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, part more
- 1:04:52 Why Jon Malin's art sucks, still
- 1:06:04 Why richard c meyer's writing sucks, part more still
- 1:06:33 The central theme of the story of Jawbreakers Lost Souls
- 1:08:11 Why Fallout 76 is better than Jawbreakers
- 1:09:22 Why richard c meyer's writing and jon malin's art both suck and are lazy
- 1:11:47 Why cyberfrog may never be released, and how ethan stole money from commissioners a few years ago
- 1:13:29 Justified prophetic gloating
- 1:15:55 Ethan Van Sciver pulled gay ops against other creators and artists in comicsgate
- 1:16:49 We're all gonna have a good long laugh at your expense 😎
- 1:17:20 Self promotion, "I don't know what we even get money for anyways"
- 1:18:11 Why comicsgate lost the argument
- 1:18:44 Taking one last piss into richard c meyer's quivering boipucci

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