MILLENNIAL WOES: "RECOVERING" HOMOSEXUAL

This is how it works apparently: young Scottish-Italian guy goes gay in his teens - has so much gay sex that he is finally disgusted with himself and retreats to his darkened bedroom for a decade or two to mope and compile lists of his favourite films. He then starts making revealing videos about himself like this one and strikes a chord with our voyeuristic culture, becoming a "big" YouTube star in the process. He then tries to (a) go straight and (b) make up for lost time by becoming a general "sex pest," pissing off his new friends in Patriotic Alternative. Not quite enough for a novel or a novella, but possibly enough for a rather well-filled short story.