First published at 05:27 UTC on November 26th, 2021.
A day built on lies, in a country not coincidentally also steeped in historical fictions, with a panic stricken populace holding on by a mere thread which is personified in this case by our collective societal belief in and complete and utter depend…
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A day built on lies, in a country not coincidentally also steeped in historical fictions, with a panic stricken populace holding on by a mere thread which is personified in this case by our collective societal belief in and complete and utter dependency for 100% absolute BULLSHIT.
Our children are their leverage against us, our jobs and possessions are our shackles, and our leaders are our CAPTORS... But hey, at least they're not forcing us all to feast on soilent turkeys... Yet.
Shitpost advisory in affect until further notice. Not safe for work, not safe for life. Time to watch the sub count trim a little fat. Looking at you, relentless. Some fat neck beard having, flesh colored Grimace who's constantly under the boot of his butch wife throwing shade at me? I'll let your ass get under my skin about as soon as you lose enough of weight to be able to see your own dick... Seethe, pussy.
To the rest of you, thanks for sticking around thru the lul. I'll tune my shit up soon guys. Probably.
Cheers!
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