rather than use Skype the little globalist minx has decided to enjoy an all expenses paid trip on a racing yacht along with her Manager j. Epstein and a BBC employee Mr J. Savile , to show commitment to climate change they will shit directly into ...
rather than use Skype the little globalist minx has decided to enjoy an all expenses paid trip on a racing yacht along with her Manager j. Epstein and a BBC employee Mr J. Savile , to show commitment to climate change they will shit directly into the ocean , thus saving valuable koala bear habitat , to prevent the use of finite and polluting fossil fuels Greta will use free renewable wind power and in the event there is no wind will be given oars and finish the journey to the climate change conference on a Unicycle escorted by a phalanx of LGBTQ+ unicorns by the way a detail I liked is the use of a 'blue ' bucket , its a nice touch to use a blue bucket when dumping brown and yellow waste overboard although surely an eco friendly green bucket would have been preferable , maybe a bio degradable bucket made of algae
mark downs always courtesy of Zionist trolls who find 10 year (((Greta))) very attractive in an Epsteinish sort of way, she may well have been recruited at Epstein island for an undercover mission
her suggestions for climate change initiatives are 1) eat grass 2) poo only once a week and urinate once a day 3) buy a copy of her best selling book ' How I made millions by pretending to care about the environment' 4) live in a wigwam or yurt 5) scrap the car and buy a solar powered skateboard 6) have a yearly mud bath like elephants instead of a shower ( that wastes precious energy and water) 7) do not take flights instead travel by racing yachts or kayaks 8) demand governments raises taxes on fuel so as to pay for textbooks endorsing LGBTQ climate change 9) school strikes globally to be extended from Friday only to Monday to Friday inclusive indefinitely as a lot of energy is wasted in getting to school and children would only have to go home anyway so why bother going someplace when you already know you must go back and increase the carbon footprint 10) special Israeli smartmeters to be installed on everybodys noses to stop people exhaling dangerous carbon dioxide
ps surely she could have shown her commitment to climate change by staying at home and finishing her homework