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Some Random Church Quotes - Philosophy

Jesus couldn't save himself. How do you expect him to save you?

A church is a building where more foolishness comes out than goes in. //
God offers no rewards for intellect.

The wage of sin is death. Jesus died for our sins.
Why do we still die?

If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

Is it one of Yahweh's jokes that prisons are full of Christians?

Religion Recipe
1. open cranium
2. insert egg beater
3. blend thoroughly

Theists worship death as atheists celebrate life.

Teach a man to fish and he will be full for a lifetime; fill him with religion and he will die praying for fish.

To explain from the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge.

If a god created the brain, it's safe to assume that he'd approve of its usage to discern man-made dogmas from the truth.

The era when the church ruled was called the "Dark Ages."

It's the Christian who needs saving, the irony.