Up In Kenosha ("My Little Armalite" parody)

First published at 18:33 UTC on August 26th, 2020.

My songs/Audiobook readings can be downloaded here: https://mega.nz/#F!TAE1hCrK!XXB4I76ZeUtchYyisNEFmQ

Thanks to /k/ommandos for the lyrics:

And it's up in Kenosha,
That's where I long to be
Protecting gas stations with /k/ommandos next to…

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