Fat Bitches Are Sending Walmart Bankrupt
Greetings, to all you glorious and magnificent bastards, and bitches. And others.
Today, I bring to you, the most shocking and horrific news of how massive fat giant land whale hippo squatch a thot a moose hog beast bitches are rapidly sending the Walmart franchise into complete and utter bankruptcy at break neck speed.
But first, to Breaking news just in.
Scientists have just had a major breakthrough discovery in their relentless quest to work out why democrats, feminists, and other leftist lunatic lib tard shit stains are so backwards thinking in their ever worsening mental retardation.
At first, scientists thought that their brains were simply broken. But after years of scientific research and testing, it is now known that the democrats constantly shove food up their asses, all day, every day. And that is the reason that nothing but shit comes out of their mouths. Thus turning our once beautiful planet into a massive torrent of sewage. This is easily observed whenever you listen to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez speak, you can literally see the shit dribbling off of her big hairy puta shit lips. And it is especially obvious, when you watch creepy Joe Biden struggle to put a single sentence together, as he repeatedly chokes and gags, on his own demented shit. And as for feminists, well, they are nothing but big piles of the shittiest kind of shit. And they give everyone the shits, with all their ridiculous shit.
And now, back to our main story.
It is a well known fact that fat bitches are the cause of global warming, and climate change, caused by the gas that they expel as they burp fart and queef. Fat bitches in the western world have caused a massive imbalance to the earths axis, which has caused the earths natural rotation to get weighted down on one side thus causing the earths axis to tilt, and in turn has caused the ice caps to melt, killing all the polar bears in the process. Not only this, but when fat bitches attempt to walk, the friction caused by their thunderous thighs causes years worth of solidified cheese crusties, trapped beneath their fungal infested flaps, to heat up and melt, and then run down their legs, causing spot fires everywhere that they go, claiming the lives of hundreds of billions of innocent people in the process. But today I want to share with y'all how these giant hog beast bitches are destroying walmart with their big fat hairy elephant asses.
Fat bitches are rapidly sending the Walmart franchise into total bankruptcy.
A whistle blower from Walmart's board of executives has spoken out about how giant fat bitches are causing the Walmart franchise to spend 48 billion dollars on renovations to all their front doors. Walmart executives know that the doors to their stores are simply not wide enough for the biggest of bitches to fit through the doors. So they will now undergo renovations to make the entrances to each and every one of their store entrances, 80 feet wide, just so these mammoth fat bitches can fit through the doors.
Walmart has also decided to make the isles much wider to try and limit the possibility of these fat bitches bumping into each other as they frantically search for cheesecake. Because when two massive fat bitches collide, it not only causes an earthquake, but that earthquake causes whale gravy to spill out all over the floor, thus causing innocent customers to slip over and injure themselves which then in turn ends up in even more lawsuits which is also adding to Walmart's financial strain.
And just when you think that things cannot possibly get any worse. Massive fat bitches are demanding that Walmart provide much bigger and stronger shopping carts that are capable of carrying the weight of their huge asses so that their knees don't snap under the weight of all that lard. But can also bear the load of their groceries, which just so happens to be nothing but cheesecake. Which in my honest opinion, is fucked up beyond words. Try to keep in mind, that the amount of cheesecake that a hot sexy bitch consumes in her entire lifetime, is consumed by one of these giant fat bitches in just half an hour.
Now that my friends, is absolutely fucking disgusting.
I'm The Bushman, reporting for CNN - Complete Nonsense News.
I love you cunts.
Now fuck off.
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