Unboxing My Birthday Present

from my former YouTube Channel - my UN-Wedding ring. There's a story behind this.

When I was married, my wife and I went as guests to another family's home in a property association that has a lakefront for swimming. I undressed to my swim trunks and removed my wedding ring and put it inside one of my shoes so I wouldn't lose it in the water. My wife SCREAMED at me to put the wedding ring back on and go swimming because she thought the lady seated next to us was ogling me. When I tried to explain to her that the water was cold and would cause my hands to shrink and the ring to fall off, she refused to believe me, and insisted I put that ring back on. I did, and I went swimming, and sure enough, lost the wedding ring. My wife SCREAMED at me about losing the ring in the water after I told her that's what would happen.

Now, I have my own UN-wedding ring, and if I go swimming, or go anywhere, I can leave the ring on my finger or take it off at will without a woman blowing my head off about it. No woman can compel me to remove it or keep it on.