Mofo's Coffee - Meteor Jogging

To all parental units of young humanoid Man-tises and Mantis-types:

While its important to stay in shape, we don't recommend allowing your kids to go roaming the universe willy-nilly in search of small meteors, there has been a destructive trend or "challenge" if you will, not dissimilar to the tidepod incident of 2018. This trend is to find a meteor less than 20 meters in diameter, park your ship on it, and start to run across the surface until it is spinning violently (and off its original path), then get back in your ship and leave it to do whatever it does. While this sounds like a funny idea, we've had several close calls and it needs to stop. This is very dangerous behavior and individuals caught using GS products for this type of activity will have their Intergalactic Operator's License suspended or permanently revoked.

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New Season 07/21/2020