Miss Petunia Hargreaves.

Miss Petunia Hargreaves
always took close care
of her sleeves
Miss Florence Grackle
was well known for being partial
to a good shackle (in bed)
In an argument
Regina Hense
Liked to sit on the fence
and so
here we have women
of variety and virtue
blessing our lives
and smooth skinned not hirsute
fragrant and modest
conscientious and willing
now and again to stump up a shilling
metaphorically speaking
the payment is fair
and they give us their time
despite the follies we wear
they rate us improve us
and polish our vine
how gracious they are
to see us as fine
their minds draw our lives
with definitive ease
they take off their dresses
and are happy to please.