First published at 00:18 UTC on January 14th, 2021.
Once upon a time, in a most beautiful meadow, in a land far away, lived a cute little bunny named Snowflake.
Snowflake loved to keep sexy sluts tied up captive all over his house specifically for the purposes of preventing these bitches from ever b…
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Once upon a time, in a most beautiful meadow, in a land far away, lived a cute little bunny named Snowflake.
Snowflake loved to keep sexy sluts tied up captive all over his house specifically for the purposes of preventing these bitches from ever being able to use his shower so's that they would develop serious crusties in their cunt cracks and so that when snowflake went down on them there would be plenty of crunchy bits for him to gag on during prolonged sessions of cunnilingus with croutons as he got pleased as he choked on their cheese. Just before he'd go ferociously fisting their meat, and then kicking them out on the street with the cheesburger each that he had promised them that they had so rightfully earned for their efforts.
One day snowflake got 2 massive fat stinky bitches to come back to his house so he could fist the fuck out of their giant beefy bog burgers that he suspected with good cause to be absolutely full of cheesy clam jam and croutons for him to chew on, when suddenly, they started going on and on about gender equality and women's rights and all that kind of nonsensical deluded bullshit because these two fat stinky cunts identified as feminists.
That's when Snowflake realised that he had broken his number one rule when it comes to seeking sloppy sluts to seduce for furious fistings. Snowflake had forgotten to ask these 2 stupid bitches the very most important question. He had forgotten to ask these 2 massive landwhales what their thoughts were regarding feminism. For if their answer to such a question happened to be even slightly femtarded, then he would know that he should just keep on walking until he finds some bitches that need fisting, that aren't completely mentally retarded like feminist bitches are.
So Snowflake headed to his tool shed of doom to create another one of his custom made pussy plunging devices specifically designed for these 2 fat stinky deluded feminist sluts that were now eyeing off what food supplies that Snowflake had stored around his house...
Snowflake called his new design, The Texas Butt Plug. A tool of torture specifically created for feminists, because they are the very worst kind of women, that any self respecting man with even an ounce of common sense or intelligence would know damn well to never have anything to do with, ever!
So snowflake then proceeded to shove the Texas Butt Plug up these retarded bitches asses until they cried, and then he kicked their fat festy femtarded asses out on the street.
Only this time, they never got their cheeseburgers...
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