The Musical PWNage of Howard Dare

Musical parody of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by Rod Stewart

Sugar, sugar

He sits alone waiting for his shekels
He's so mad, his face is growing freckles
His Superchat plant is slowly shrinking
Don't you just know exactly what he's thinking

If you want my money, then you'll have to beg me
Come on Howard let me know
If you really need it get a job and earn it
Come on Howard, let it go
Let it go, baby

He starts to cry, looking for a scapegoat
So much tears I think I need a raincoat
Obsessively, he airs out all his butt-hurt
Give him a dime, he's not supported by his mother
He can't afford his highrise apartment
The spigot's turned off because of what he started

If you want my money, then you'll have to beg me
Come on Howard let me know
If you really need it get a job and earn it
Come on Howard, let it go

This guy's so fucking dumb
'Cos he just want to blame someone
Relax baby now yer getting PWN'd

It's been a blast watching all his spergin'
He can't livestream, so now he's really hurtin'
The depths of his lies is really quite amazing
Howard is old, crusty, and complaining
He says he's the one moving MGTOW forward
But everyone knows, he's nothing but a blowhard

If you want my money, then you'll have to beg me
Come on Howard let me know
If you really need it get a job and earn it
Come on Howard, let it go

If you really need it get a job and earn it
Come on Howard, let it go
If you really, really, really, really need it
Just let it go
get a job and earn it
If you really want it
Come on Howard, let it go