First published at 23:22 UTC on July 27th, 2019.
Johnny Medlar Area 51 Song
Parody of "Fields of Verdun" by Sabaton
_Lyrics_
As the dawn broke on a September day, from hundreds of miles away
A million weebs assemble and airmen start to pray
And the storming lasted all day long, yet the …
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Johnny Medlar Area 51 Song
Parody of "Fields of Verdun" by Sabaton
_Lyrics_
As the dawn broke on a September day, from hundreds of miles away
A million weebs assemble and airmen start to pray
And the storming lasted all day long, yet the base was standing strong
Heavily defended, now the trap has been sprung and the break-in’s begun
Now send in the furries
Beneath the Nevada desert sun
Area 51
And they can’t stop everyone
Naruto run
Kyles and Karens
See one by one
Them aliens
Thy memes be done
And the break-in has begun
Naruto run
Kyles and Karens
Free one by one
Them aliens
Though a million incels have scarred the land, no one has the upper hand
From the ground above the trenches, where the airmen make their stand
As the trenches slowly fill with NEETs, and the base is overrun
Neko girls in every corner, as their minds fill with smut, and they’re desperate to nut
Thicc Alien girls; boy, don’t you want some of dat ass?
These are Uncle Sam’s, the airmen said, you shall not pass
The spirit of harambe guides the courage of the horde
So…
Go ahead!
Face the fed!
Arrested!
If you die!
Kawaii!
Do it for oppai!
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