Daniel Baxter - He's a Spider-Man

Title: He's a Spider-Man
Artist: Daniel Baxter (video by DDSam)
Album: How It Should Have Ended (2007)

====Lyrics====

Spiderman, Spiderman
He's the man with the plan
Making out, upside down
Spinning webs, runnin' round all through town just 'cause he can
Thats why, that's why he's a Spiderman

Spiderman fought Harry's dad
Harry's dad is dead now Harry's mad
He's gonna stab you, if he can
But oh wait he can't, he can't hurt Spiderman, why's that
'Cause y'all are best friends
That's right he's, he's best friends with Spiderman

Spiiiderman delivered pizzza
Spiderman, Spiderman he stopped a train yeah, with his bare hands
Octavius causing the commotion
Spiderman stepped in now Doc's in the ocean

Then Spiderman 3 came
What happened Spiderman 3
We wanted Venom but instead we got more sand
And Peter Parker pelvic thrusts

Spiderman, Spiderman doing things that a spider can y'all
He made out with Gwen in front of his girl, thought she wouldn't care
But it wrecked her world, what's up
I thought you were smarter than that, Spiderman

I don't know what the big deal is, she's just a girl in my class. We only made out in front of like a thousand people in that special upside down way that only you and I've shared. Where you goin'? I haven't even shown you the engagement ring I got from my aunt. It didn't cost me a diiiiime. I'm Spiderman y'all.