Trump Supporters Outnumbered Biden 100-to-1, 3193

Good evening, I’m still reporting on Biden’s fake support.
Delaware’s Trump supporters turned out in force yesterday in front of the Chase Center in Wilmington, Delaware in a protest called “Delaware Rallies Against Biden” where Biden gave his acceptance speech.
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The Trump supporters outnumbered the Biden supporters by 100-to-1.
The Trumpers chanted the old Vietnam war protest chant: Hey, hey, ho, ho, Creepy Joe has got to go.”
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Up in the sky, a flying sign read “Joe Biden is Losing it – Vote Trump 2020!”
As darkness fell, sleepy Joe was aroused from a long summer’s nap by 12,000 volts of electricity,
Up he sprang from his bolt bed and was immediately injected with on unknown substance by one of his handlers that pinned Joe’s eyes wide open – totally waked – or is it whacked?
While swigging a specially prepared Monster drink with extra ginsing, Joe started his 3 hours of practice sessions for the evening’s big event – the acceptance speech before a roaring crowd of 3 CNN camera technicians.
His performance went smoothly. Soon he was joined by his faithful wife as they waved to a crowd of 20 television monitors with smiling faces on every one.
He and his wife and his running mate were immediately ushered outside to a parking lot packed with at least 30 automobiles filled with two or more occupants all waving and cheering and – of course – honking their horns and flashing their turn signals if you can imagine – all in wild abandon!
Just as you felt you couldn’t stand the enthusiasm one more second, Joe and company took it to the next level when a 2 minute 30 second fireworks extravaganza lit up the Delaware sky.
As seasoned media commentator who has seen a piece of every American political convention since Warren G. Harding and Calvin Coolidge accepted the Republican nod in Chicago in June of 1920, I can say without fear of contradiction that this new minimalist convention set an unwelcomed standard in artificiality that will no doubt be unequaled in my lifetime.
I’m still reporting from just outside the citadel of American freedom. Good day.