"Worst Pizza I've Ever Seen!" - 4chan Professional Chefs

Apparently, my thin pizza with a shit-ton of real fillet meat, real cheese and shit-ton of vegetables (without soy, palm oil or HFCS) "sucks" according to the professional chefs on 4chan/pol/ who are definitely having sex and definitely make their own dough fresh every day... and they definitely don't eat Mcdonalds soy burgers and palm oil pizza every day. These successful 4chan professionals will not even touch my pizza with a stick! But eating bugs and soy protein is good according to them.