Die Prinzen- Mein Hund ist schwul (English Translation)

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Mein Hund ist schwul (= My dog is gay)

My dog is gay, the stupid pig
He doesn't yap, he only goes woof
He eats and drinks, he washes himself and puts on make-up
Only from his little powder compact
He wears pink lace panties

He smooches and licks and does such things
That really gay dogs do
He never pees on the street
I still haven't smelled the gases of the dog
I still haven't seen the stools of the dog
I am sorry-my dog is gay

My dog is gay, the stupid pig
He doesn't yap, he only goes woof
He is an aesthete as a poodle
Whose "noodle" from time to time stands (up)
Which mostly goes only in packs (of dogs)

Anything other than a male dog
He won't put up with
He sometimes invites his friend
Preferably they would like to be nine (of them)
The hut is a den of iniquity
I am sorry-my dog is gay

My dog is gay, the stupid pig
He doesn't yap, he only goes woof
On bad days I've already thought
Of public castration
But I can't get no satisfaction