I did one of these last year and some people got a kick out of it while others cringed hard. I decided to go overboard with it this year, seeing as I have a new toy (FaceRig) lol. Yes, there's a few re-hashed bits and pieces, whatever. And if you can't understand what I'm saying because it always sounds like I have a mouth full of rocks, feel free to read along!
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It was the night before yiffmas, and through out Raiders Chat...
The furries posted memes... of dragons, ferrets, and cats...
One furry was warned for posting all the yiffs...
It was a reindeer and his boyfriend, twas the most knotty of gifs..
As I listened to Raiders podcast and Jolt rambled on...
About all the woke games, and cursed movies, he went on...
Aeveirra candy corn, sitting next to his side...
Proclaiming BONKERS BARK-BARK, as he smiled 10-miles wide...
Wine said I'll toast to that and began to pour a drink...
And the masses all cheered as their glasses went clink...
Back in the chat, Mizu kept an eye out on things...
He can do stuff like that... 'cuz when you're dead, it doesn't sting...
Speaking of dead things, Styphior ott is most wise...
He's made Raiders zombie again, with that cold look in his eyes...
Aeon decided to break away, but just for a bit...
He had some business to take care of, perhaps it was a hit...
Kiba Whitefang quicker than lightening and sharp as a knife...
Threatened everyone with the ban hammer tonight...
Noble makes things for both me and you...
Top quality arm bands, nothing less will ever do...
Lex is a sweet heart, always a joy to see...
In the darkest of days, he'll make you laugh 'till you pee...
Orion in his spaceship holding double barrel gun...
Grinned while he muttered, this will be fun...
Scorch the dragon being hatched at birth...
Educated furries about the studies of flat earth...
Here's Leo the lion, but he's busy being a dad...
He's the most amazing of fathers that any kid should have...
There's Jerry the Husky, one fine southern boy...
He gives the best husky hugs, while acting all coy...
And Jason the dog, well, what can I say...
He's always the best boy, he spreads joy every day...
There's a furball named Guil, loving psychopath and friend...
Don't you DARE call him a boomer, or your life he will end...
Native Rabbit Natzu, the most cuddly little bun...
But be careful when he has his knife, you'd better run...
Milesfox McMillan, oh yes it's true...
Historic family of foxes, thru and thru and thru...
Nero Rants, there's something I need to say...
It should happen all the time, Happy Milo's Day...
Allon is one the most mischievous little things...
It's always great to see him, and both of his left wings...
Terry is an artist and can make arts of me and you...
He's a wonderful little husky, BARK-BARK AWOO!!!
Kody the wulf pup, his fur is all blue...
A better friend you couldn't find, he's sincere through and through...
Frizzle Fry is a tough one, I can't think of what to say...
He's loyal, and sincere, and he always knows the way...
One round too many is never a problem...
The magazine should be bigger, go ahead cowboy, load'em...
Constitutional carry, on his shoulder on his hip...
On his ankle, on his waste, don't fuck with his shit...
A best friend and a brother, better than family...
I'd take a bullet for him, and he'd take one for me...
Foxler Nightfire, corsac fox with a heart...
Will destroy any troll who tries to tear him apart...
Misunderstood and pushed down most his life...
He's never given up, despite all of this strife...
A hero to most, tho he's just a normal guy...
Anyone can approach him, all you need to do is say hi...
He's created Furry Raiders for a few of his friends...
It's become a massive group, because the knee he won't bend.
Thank you Foxler for accepting me into this family...
Three cheers for Furry Raiders, for them, for you, and for me...
Anyone not mentioned, please forgive this old dog...
I'm old and I'm greymuzzle, and my memory is a fog...
People call me a boomer, tho I'm only Gen-X...
Just as well because I look and act older then heck...
Aside from the grumpy rants, and the things that are old...
My heart will remain warm, even when I'm dead and I'm cold...
Okay, that's enough... That was morbid as fuck...
But that's who I am, I'm dark and sarcastic, my dick you can suck...
NSFW, I warned you from the start...
In your general direction, I'll lift my leg and I'll fart...
I'm a jerk and I cuss, like a rabid dog I will fight...
But for now MERRY CHRISTMAS, I love you all, goodnight!
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