FEMA Orders 16,000 Guillotine Blades From Mexico

First published at 11:51 UTC on March 7th, 2020.

According to an active FEMA agent speaking under condition of anonymity, the Federal Emergency Management Agency has placed an order with a Mexican metal factory for 16,000 razor-sharp Guilotine blades.

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