Ice Cold Crotch Grabs, Ganja For My Family, and The Inevitable Future of Female Dominance

As the price of Bitcoin continues to skyrocket, ahead of Coinbase’s public debut on Wednesday, members of the Council begin to debate how much crypto-currency it would take to make being allegedly sexually assaulted by Governor Hot Links palatable. $62,500.00 seems to be the going rate, but given the current state of emergency legislation in the Land of Enchantment, it seems only reasonable that some Council members would be perfectly happy to have their ice water soaked member stroked for a little bit of the sticky-icky, and a slap-happy ending. Except for Shawn....he’s under the supervision of pre-trial services, and can no longer enjoy the devil’s lettuce. Hopefully he gets a happy ending.
Time to toss some salad and get ready for impending disaster in Taiwan, Ukraine, and any other part of the world where the power and influence of the United States continues to wane under the incomparable leadership of the Biden crime family...I mean administration.
Hopefully the future of global socialism will include being endlessly flogged by really good looking females in thigh high vinyl boots, because most of us would be totally down for that.
The Council convenes on April 13, 2021.