Brutal DOOM v21 GOLD ⛧ Kick Attack Soda (1996)

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WAD: Kick Attack Soda (1996) by Tim Willits & Digital Marketing Associates for Kick
"This is a brand new WAD produced to celebrate Kick, the Hardcore Psycho Nitro Drink in a Can. Not a total conversion, but we've put a bit of work into this baby - hope you like it! It's been produced with permission from ID Software - thanks guys. . .Give Kick a try, after this level, we think you'll agree it does a little more for you than Alpine Spew. . .

You're a veteran Quality Control Manager at a Kick bottling plant. Your world is one of suits and ties, tests and reports, but above all making sure that every bottle of Kick that hits the streets is a brain-mashing brew of nitro-driven fizz.

You are not having a good day.

The line has been shut down and you pulled the cord. You didn't need a spectrometer to know that something was wrong - this batch was weak, it did nothing for mouth or mind. It lacked, well. . .Kick.

So you, with loosened tie and your jacket on a hook were crawling through passageways trying to find the problem. Storage tanks, feeder pipes, filling nozzles, just what you expected. . .but wait. What's that? Out of a newly cut scar on the side of an otherwise pristine wall came a crudely fashioned pipe. Clumsily welded to a major feeder main, it disappeared into the darkness.

Punching a small hole in the pipe with a screwdriver, the liquid that dripped to the ground confirmed what you already feared - it was Alpine Spew. Someone was using Alpine Spew to take the kick out of Kick! You could already hear them echoing up from below: Surfer Mutants with Flattops shouting "Hey Dude!" The screams of flying two liter bottles with teeth so sharp they'd tear you apart faster than the Spew itself. And most chilling, the taunts of a musty old lounge singer: "C'mere baby. . ." It sounded like he wanted your career to be over too.

Something had to be done and you were the man to do it. Tie off, armed only wit..