House Passes More Liberal Voting Laws, 3527

Good evening, I’m still reporting on the coup.
Wow, I just woke up after a long winter’s rest and suddenly, Febuary is gone and it’s already March? So what, exactly have I missed?
What? I’ve been asleep for 9 days and only lost 65 subscribers? How can that be?
The U.S. House of Representatives last night narrowly passed a massive revision to federal voting laws which would enhance the chances of Democrat victories in future elections.
The new bill, called HR-1 would strip away many of the powers states have to determine the way elections are run as stated in the U.S. Constitution.
The late-night vote was along party lines 220 to 210.
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In other words, all the dead people on the voting roles will be able to maintain their voting status by the new vote-from-the-grave initiative until the end of time – as long as they vote Democrat. Makes sense to me.
Now don’t get upset about this, just because it will no longer be illegal for the dead to vote, doesn’t mean that this will have any overall effect on the elections because Nancy Pelosi and the monitors of truth have assured some of us that this is the case. Afterall, there are a lot fewer dead people on the voting roles that there are Republicans.
[Hannity