#GDL AA (Actors Anonymous)

Hello, we here at #GDL inc are looking to hire a somewhat white looking man to convince online spergs that they should stop watching online content which is produced by people who make actual arguments and informative content which may lead the goyim astray.
Qualification:
Must be able to pass as white in U.S. and E.U. crime statistics
Must have an internet connection
Must understand basics of using a web-cam
Must be persuasive enough to convince low IQ online spergs that your dark hair and dark eyes are of the Aryan variety
Previous acting jobs are not required but preferred
Any Semitic applicants must be willing to keep their beard short enough as to avoid curls and kinks in the facial hair