Joe Biden I CAN'T REMEMBER Campaign Ad 2020
Joe Biden's "I CAN'T REMEMBER" Campaign Ad 2020. The great news is, when he loses, he won't even remember it.
Joe Biden's official campaign with new support by Barrack Obama, who was certain to reassure us all, he will be surrounded with helpful people. And, he won't be lost wondering in the Wal-Mart parking lot again.
One thing is for certain, that all of us here at Biden's Campaign fully support: When you see Joe, it makes you feel excited and proud to be a democrat. Nancy Pelosi is believed to have once said; "Joe, why are you on the floor by the toilet again. We have been looking for you. Sign this nuclear thing with Iran so we can get our kickbacks." And, its this kind of leadership, Pelosi hovering like a haze above, holding a pen and Planned Parenthood bill she always seems to have in hand - Joe will lead the way!
He supports kids and "well-dressed" men (hint, hint: by "well-dressed" you know he means "gay"). And its not just calling gays "well dressed men" that slings him above the curve like a ninja of verbal communication; he also one time slapped a woman on the rear, and didn't even know her (court date pending).
It can get crazy up in here; elect Joe, and Hunter Biden might even a light up a bit of... whatever that may be.... while kicking back in same White House chairs as George Washington, and riding the dragon til the morning comes...
And, speaking of "high on your tax dollars," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar may make special appearances to tell all of us... well... whatever it is they say they do? Also, over on Joe Biden 2020 you may be able to vote on those fine ladies next campaign slogans. Such as: "Everything free click here", "Tax a rich guy" or the currently trending favorite "Vote for me, you already proved you were stupid by doing it the first time."
And, always remember -- as Joe Biden puts it "poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
Also, please keep Nancy Pelosi in your prayers. Nancy Pelosi and Chris Cuomo of CNN are in the process of purchasing multi-million dollar homes during this time of crisis as we understand.... The process of picking the right swimming pool and proper arrangements of lighting that makes you feel warm inside.... or simply knowing if your golf and gated community really has the right "class of friends" can be decisions that trouble and emotionally distress even the best of your top liberal law makers.... The right jacuzzi set up and how many car garage does it have: These are real problems in trying times.... decisions that can cause stress, anxiety, and even fear. Is the walk in closet large enough? Do these pants make me look fat?
And remember, as all of them parrot to you (that's what they get the big bucks for) -- its unsafe beyond the walls of your home. After all, we all marketed you a global crisis better then China could have ever dreamed. If you listen to us, there is sheer terror of a "pandemic" on the world outside (always)-- there may even be bodies lying in the streets, and wayward masses crawling on the ground and gasping for air... So, stay apart, close your businesses, let down the blinds, and lock your doors.
The Democratic Party is on its way: Located one block north of Santa's Warehouse where we all eat cake and ice cream -- and work on new projects like "Trannys for kids" and the now popular "Story Time" already handling your child today at all public schools.
Because, as you know, we have to beat Donald Trump at any price.
So, please rel-elect us, and support Joe Biden, when he gets lost in the White House, or is found curled in a corner and doesn't know why -- we'll send in CNN's top man, Chris Cuomo, to go in and find him and save the day.
Also, please support Planned Parenthood during this hard time. While many worry about frivolous things like a next meal; we have to keep important things in our hearts and minds.... Bottom-line, our abortions numbers are down, and Planned Parenthood needs your help to get mothers back on the good track of aborting their babies. Look, all great things deserve to be well funded by a little sacrifice on your end, no pun intended.
And, the virus crisis is an armature, at Planned Parenthood, we are the real deal. We rid the world of 10 million babies a year. So, to us, the coronavirus is like rookie numbers. So, we thank you for supporting us, and for kindly killing your kids.
Its not that we don't like you or your children, we would just prefer you abort them; its complicated but still love. Also, we merely want to tax the living hell out of you. Because, we love you, and we care... and we want monitor you too... and probably chip you, and some other stuff we'll talk about after we get elected.
So, please join the Democratic National Party. A special place, primarily for people who don't have real jobs, but complain a lot about people who do .
Join the millions of Liberal Retards around the world.
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