My Least Favorite Things (Parody Song)

A parody of "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music reworked for present day Europe.
The sound's a bit rough because I don't have any recording equipment.

Lyrics:
My Least Favorite Things

Blood drips on sidewalks In Islamic Britain,
Women in burkas on our streets are shittin'
White girls are drugged, raped and tied up with string,
These are a few of my least favorite things,

Imams and muftis in mosques demand terror,
Saying bomb them and slay them for their grievous error,
The dead lie on the streets ‘cause of Islamic teachings,
These are a few of my least favorite things,

With rising of knife crime where covered in gashes,
Snowflakes protect rapists and call us all fascists,
White girls in chastity belts kept up with string,
These are a few of my least favorite things,

When the truck strikes,
A child it flings,
And it makes me sad,
I simply recall these least favorite things,
And then I feel so mad…

Bollards keep pollies safe from their decisions,
While we run from trucks and stitch up the incisions,
Left by the terrorist “allahu akbar” he sings,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

This mutlicult madness is all an illusion,
The innocent keep paying for a political delusion,
By bloodstains on teddy bears my conscience is singed
These are a few of my least favorite things,

Children are not safe in our streets or schools,
While media calls us all bigots and fools,
As winter descends on this Islamic spring,
These are a few of my least favorite things.

When the bomb blows,
The shrapnel stings,
And it makes me sad,
I simply recall these predictable things,
And I feel so mad…

As a child dies,
“Peace”, pollies sing,
And it makes me mad,
And when I point out these obvious things,
Snowflakes all feel so sad.