Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway's Silence! The Musical).
[Mr. Freeze]
The chilling sound of doom is in the aiiiir..
Soon, I will bring Gotham to its knEes
Aaall of hu-mon kind haAd besSt be-wAaare,
Da time has come at last for Victor FrieEs!
But someone's always standing in my way
Every time, he is a step ah-eaaad,
If I could blast him with my freezing ray
I will not rest until DiIs maAn is DEAD!
He's the fly in da oint-ment,
The thorn in myy side,
Who stands between me
An' myY beautiful briiide!
Batman, you son of a biiitch,
Find somebody else to harass!!
Be-ware the reach of my fist
Because I'm going to shove it right up your ASS!
You're like a maddening, lingering iiiitch!
Bat-maAn, you son of a biiiiiiiiiitch!
Everything I did, I did for her
I wazn't just another miiIIndless thuUg!
Sao close to finally cooking uUp a cuUre
When Batman comes along and pulled the plug!
Now Poison Ivy comes to set mee free,
No one can resist her sexy smell,
A deadly combination her an' me,
Gothamites, prepare to freeze in HELLL!!
But this freak in this suit
He keeps crashing daA' ball
My pain has a root,
Da Dark Knight must fall!
Bat-maAn, you son of a bitch
And the rest of your despicable team!
Twwo queens and a fat little girl
Aren't enough to put a stop to my dreaAaAm!
I am bigger, stronger, an' sma'taAa dAa'n you
I will be dAa victA, you'll see!
So move ova Joker; go fuck yourself, Penguin!
There has never been a villain like meeeeEEEEEEEEEE!
Bat-man, you son of a bitch
Can't you see I've already won!
Be-hold, a city of ICE
With this device, the Aaage of meE haAs begun!
But dis evil-doing comes with a hiiitch -
Bat-man, you son of a-- GnaAyanyayah!
Go oooon, do it nooooow...
Kill me, like you did my wife...
[Batman]
I didn't kill your wife, Freeze
[Freeze]
But what is dIis herRRe?
It was all a charaaAde
Now everything's cleeeear!
[Batman]
My friend, you've been played!
[Freeze]
Batman, you son of a bitch
You're telling me my wife is naawt deEad
Well then, consider this pitch -
How about we work to-gether insteaaad?
Batman, you son of a bitch,
Now we feel the warmth of daa suuun
Two foes who fought 'til the end
Surprisingly united as o0one!
No, I couldn't have predicted this switch
Batman, you son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
(Quire-Flourish)
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http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl Arnold Schwarzenegger performs "Batman, You Son of a Bitch!" from Batman and Robin: The Musical.
Schwarzenegger and Clooney performed by Al Kaplan. Contains homages to Elliot Goldenthal and Danny Elfman.
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