I get to choose ? OK I choose that they drown.
Don't feed them. That is what caused this. They have had enough. Swim thick my ass. More like float thick. Nobody there is going to be swimming. NOT POSSIBLE. Their flippers are way to small. I am…
I get to choose ? OK I choose that they drown.
Don't feed them. That is what caused this. They have had enough. Swim thick my ass. More like float thick. Nobody there is going to be swimming. NOT POSSIBLE. Their flippers are way to small. I am soooo sure that they will all waddle all the way to the bathroom to pee. The pool will need to be drained and cleaned with bleach. Nobody needs a life jacket. Why ? FAT FLOATS. Every single male prostitute working at this event is going to come away with a back injury.
The next Swim Thick is going to be in Mexico. Can you imagine the pilots on the plane trying to figure out the weight limitations on that flight ? 38 passengers will equal a full flight. They are having this "event" at a resort in Cancun. ( No wicker furniture at this place or at least not for long ) I can imagine what the poor Mexicans will think about the U.S. after this one. It will most likely cause 25,000 Mexicans to say the hell with immigrating to the United States, They will be like "I am going south. Brazil is looking mighty good" (Muy bueno).
Think about this, you have worked hard all year and you decide to take a trip down south to a nice resort on the beach. Little do you know that at the same time... this event is being held at the same location you have chosen for your stay. Oh yes...
They have a "booze cruise" at this event... I had a 42ft Carver at one time... I never wanted a boat load of drunk fat women on it at any price. I see a problem on the horizon. I wonder if Titanic in Spanish is Titanic ? That boat trip may sink in the Harbor.
I can imagine what the poor people having to work this event will go home to tell their families. "¡Ay, Chihuahua! You will never believe what I saw today !" There will be a half million Mexicans down south finishing that wall that Trump never got done with. They will be like "He was right we will pay for the wall, hell we will finish building it!"
So in a twisted way, this should actually help us out here in the states. ¡Olé ! If we are not in hell... we are on an express train to it.
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