First published at 19:27 UTC on September 11th, 2019.
On A Mule Rides The Swindler:
Delivered from her guileful genitalia
Greedy tentmakers and soothsayers
Unleavened bread for seven days
Unclogging the birth canal
Oh, most merciful queen of life
Mother of harlots and stalkers
On a mule rides the swin...