Wish You Were Queer - Dink Floyd

I think it's time to start doing full album parodies of Pink Floyd.
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so you think you can tell
Devon from Mel
we can change a cis boy
by feeding him only soy
normal dudes feel shame
and given pills for their brain
no female and male
they got us to trade, reality for shame
lots of Carmel lattes, get to hang with the rich gays
parents have a new goal, to raise kids with one role
virtue signal
how I wish, how I wish you were queer
we've got 99 genders in this social blender, to get approval from peers
marching over your campus grounds, to change pronouns, no more high fives and beer, wish you were queer
If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick.

I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler.

Also some TV shows: Sullivan and Son - produced by Vince Vaughn, Leno, Fallon, and Bar Rescue.

You may have seen/heard me in podcasts: Joe Rogan, Adam Corolla, Steven Crowder, and the Impractical Jokers podcast.

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