Balacera Brothers - Gaming In The Boris Years

Script: "Chanfle,the balacera brothers are here people. You want an actual good contra game that doesn't need to use the hardware of the current consoles?look no further than balacera brothers,while you keep forgetting rogue corps was ever a thing. This game comes to you courtesy of the creators of TMNT rescue palooza,we know that because of the explosions used in this game-that are more coloured versions of the explosions of TMNT 2 for the NES. Gee,we wonder if konami will be stupid enough to sue just for that. Well,it would certainly not be the first time something like that would happen believe it or not. Anyways,this game is filled with shootings,wacky bosses,and loads of bones,just how you like it. Although the game doesn't offer much variety when it comes to the weapons,don't bother experimenting with any other weapons,the super gun-i mean,the spread shot is all you need to use, so do yourself a favour,trust us,and try to keep the spread shot for-as long as possible. Another negative is that the game is way too short,only 6 main levels,even contra 1 on the nes had more levels than that. A minor complain about the demo version of the game,is that they used stage 2 rather than stage 1. If you ask me,stage 1 is more interesting than stage 2. The graphics are all right,they are decent cartoony goodness. Although the levels can look a bit bland and barren at times. When it comes to music,or the audio in general,it is kinda bad,but only because no matter how much you adjust the volume on the options,the game as a whole sounds too quiet. That's not good for an action game like this. i think it's clear that you don't know how to give people the heebie jeebies. Don't get us wrong,there is a balacera of other reasons for you to get this game,we just wanted to get some of the negatives out of the way. This game is definitely better than the previous side scrolling shooter game we covered previously when it comes to accesibility. While we are happy to report that this game can be purchased for a decent price on steam,we also want to say that this game could have been ported to other systems. You see,this game was made with the engine of beats of rage,the open source version oviously,this engine has been ported to many different systems,and this game could easilly be ported to other platforms that have their own ports of the engine. It is clearly not a demanding complex game to port anyway. So come on merso x,make a step further,and kick some major kraut buster butt by porting the game to different systems,preferably handhelds. That's all cuates!"