First published at 23:35 UTC on April 2nd, 2024.
Bruce the Shark and his friends, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a book about the Bigfoot Video Conspiracy. We don't know what the conspiracy is all about, the Giant Wood Ape exists, and wants to be left alone. The one shown on t…
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Bruce the Shark and his friends, Gumby and Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle read a book about the Bigfoot Video Conspiracy. We don't know what the conspiracy is all about, the Giant Wood Ape exists, and wants to be left alone. The one shown on the cover of this book is a girl....so, you know there were others around hiding.
You humans should be tooled up when in the woods, because you don't have fangs, or claws, or sharp teeth. Gumby and Rusty have their problem solvers, you should too. But, the most dangerous thing in the woods is probably feral people, like tweakers, and meth heads. If you see Bigfoot, or Alma, or Sasquatch, use a camera instead. And, read more books, because TV rots your brain!
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