Veggie Tales are Racist, Rudolph promotes Sexism and Bigotry, Baby It's Cold Outside = Rape Cultur..

This just in!!! Reports are coming from the north pole where apparently a bushel of angry racist christian cartoon vegetables, are mounting an attack! They have teamed up with the Bigoted and Sexist community of Santa helpers and accompanying Reindeer. Witnesses in the midst of the attack have confirmed Santa is leading a choir of little elves in a creepy and awkward version of "Baby it's Cold Outside". Which apparently is contributing to a very unsafe feeling for female personnel. The HR dept. has been notified, as has Baby Jesus, and they are responding to the situation as we speak. Please stay tuned as we bring updates to this story as they unfold!