A BLAST FROM THE PAST HUMANS! I'M SITTING IN A SHOPPING CENTER WHILE I UPLOAD THIS VIDEO FROM MY PHONE.
IN THIS EPISODE I TALK TO MYSELF, AND CALL MURRY NARUTO FOR THE FIRST TIME. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? IT WAS RECORDED OF THE TWENTY SIXTH OF FEBRUARY TWENTY-EIGHTEEN.
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF HUMANS IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD. FRIEND-SHIPPED HUMANS AND NOT-YET-FRIEND-SHIPPED HUMANS. WHICH CATEGORY ARE YOU, HUMAN?
THERE ARE ONLY TWO STATES. BUT COOL, I HEAR YOU SAY, I'M NOT A HUMAN.
AH HA, BUT YOU HAVE EARS AND A TAIL. GOT 'EM.
JUST DANTE SAYS HI BY THE WAY. SHE IS PLAYING TETRIS SO WE CAN COUNT ON HER TO BE UNCOUNTABLE. I USED TO PLAY TETRIS, THEN I TOOK A BORDEM TO THE KNEE. I PREFER COLUMNS. DOCTOR MARIO IS NICE TOO, AS IS MEAN BEAN MACHINE. LETS JUST PLAY ALL BLOCK GAMES INSTEAD OF THE CLASSIC ONE EVERYONE REMEMBERS.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO UPLOAD THIS VIDEO FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF SO FAR. MY DETERMINATION IS...
DON'T FORGET TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND KEEP A CONSISTENT FRIENDSHIP LEVEL. SOMETIMES I FRIENDSHIP TOO HARD AND I REALISE I'M AWAKE AT FOUR IN THE MORNING AMD THEY STILL WANT MORE. SOME PEOPLE FRIENDSHIP HARD AND FAST. THAT'S HOW I DO THINGS. I'M NOT USED TO MAINTANING SUCH LONG SESSIONS. NOW I'M ADDICATED TO CONSTANT NEVER ENDING FRIENDSHIP.
DANTE WANTS TO PULL OUT THE SEGA TO PLAY COLUMNS NOW. I WOUNDER WHY SHE SUDDENLY REALISED THAT IT IS BETTER. I LIKED THE GAME GEAR VERSION.
FIFTEEN MINUTES TO GO BEFORE UPLOAD COMPLETE.
DANTE JUST FOUND A MEGA DRIVE CONTROLLER. I THINK SHE'LL FRIENDSHIP IT LATER WHEN SHE FINDS THE HARD DRIVE.
OH SHE JUST FOUND HER OLD PENCIL CASE. I KNOW ITS OLD BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO DANTE. IT HAS A PINEAPPLE ERASER. I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE HATES PINEAPPLES SO MUCH. MUST BE BECAUSE OF A VERY DEEP AND PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.
ELEVEN MINUTES TO GO. ARE YOU EXCITED? I'M EXCITED.
I THINK THEREFORE I FRIENDSHIP.
DANTE IS FREAKING OUT BEFORE HER SCREEN TURNED OFF. BUT SHE NEEDS TO EAT.
SIX MINUTES TO GO BEFORE UPLOAD COMPLE..
