THE FANTASTIC SCAM
Yo bro! I'm Joe from the ghetto!
Here's a great scam that you may, or may not, know.
If, like me, you're into crime
there's a fantastic scam to avoid doing time.
At the shop where I normally buy the news,
I got caught stealing a bottle of booze.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Now listen up, I'll give you a lesson.
Political correctness is a white obsession.
You can do so much if you live in the West.
Whites are obsessed with political correctness.
I got caught on camera selling smack to a junkie,
The cop who arrests me says I'll need a good attorney.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Media hype claims we've had a hard time
while media blackout conceals our crime.
Media hype makes out that I'm poor
but everything I got, I never had to work for.
You see a website reporting our crime rate?
If you're a good scammer, you'll label that 'race hate'.
Just say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
We use this scam to control the police.
Allegations of racism can get us released.
We use this scam to control the news.
We manipulate the whites with this fake news.
There's a whole lot of hype fabricated by liars
and we have the privelege of media bias.
We say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
Black on white attacks rarely make the news.
The other way round REALLY makes the news.
Media bias is affirmative action.
Still, we complain, there's no satisfaction.
Its all a big scam, to make you feel pity,
to get the government to give us more money.
We say "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's how you manipulate whitey.
You don't need to say it politely.
These claims ain't always rooted in hate.
Its just that whites are so easy to manipulate!
You see a good looking woman with an ugly man;
well that's evidence of a PC scam.
I was hitting on a white bitch who wasn't in the mood.
So I got more aggressive and I got more shrewd.
I SAID "YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!"
That's a great way to manipulate whitey.
You don't even have to say it politely
She said "That's an old one - and I ain't no fool!
I can see the biggest racist round here is you!"
She said "You're racist! You're racist!
That's easy to see!
That's a really old scam so don't pull it on me!"
I said "I know its old but it still does the trick.
Tonight I'll have a white bitch sucking my _____!"
It may be true, I got a low IQ
but if anyone's stupid round here its YOU!
And if you don't like my song I'll say
"YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! YOU'RE RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!
Allegations of racism are fantastic tools of manipulation. A funny song describing how such allegations are used to this end.
