**** MORE EVIDENCE THAT ONE NEEDS TO MOVE TO A STRICT PLANT BASED DIET *****
AN INTERESTING DISSERTATION ON
***HOW I LOVE MY MASK***
20 Reasons Why I LOVE My Mask
• I love that my mask protects me even though the box it comes in says it can’t
• I love that my mask allows me to re-breathe my exhales because I don’t need all that oxygen I used to breathe and reducing my carbon footprint is a virtuous act
• I love how the paper mask are made with polypropylene and how the plastic becomes brittle in cold weather so I can breathe nano size plastic particles into my lungs, I heard plastic is good for the lungs
• I love how my mask collects my hot moist breath and breeds colonies of bacteria and mold from my mouth and sinuses, kinda like a personal Petri dish, cool
• I love how my mask gives me cheek rash and bad breath, then it hides those things from others so they never know, HeeHaw
• I love the idea of getting an upper respiratory bacterial infection from prolonged mask wearing, I always wanted one of those
• I love that I don’t have to share a mask with others, to think of all the nastiness of someone else’s mask,,, yuck, but my mask is different because it’s my own nastiness and funk which isn’t nasty to me, my bacteria won’t get me sick if I’m wearing a mask to protect me from getting sick
• I love how intelligent a mask makes me look
• I love ignoring common sense about the potential dangers of mask wearing because they don’t talk about that stuff on the news
• I love putting on my mask and smelling the last meal that I ate
• I love to leave my dirty mask on counters for other people to pick up and throw away, I also don’t like to flush the toilet
• I love that I’m being a role model to children everywhere that they should fear things they can’t see and never question anything authority says.
• I love that we are free to choose mask wearing to shop and travel or choose not to wear a mask and not be able to do anything or go anywhere, we have the freedom to choose to obey and we get to do things they let us do
• I love how brave I look wearing a mask
• I love how Google, Facebook and Twitter have fact checkers to debunk all the news about mask wearing, they know better than thousands of doctors they silenced
• I love how my mask makes me right and anyone not wearing a mask wrong and dangerous
• I love how the mask issue lets me know who is a conspiracy nut -versus- those who completely trust the government and politicians to do all of the thinking for us
• I love how the mask isolates people and cuts off communication through facial expression, I don’t like people much so this is great especially for infants
• I love how the news media and Hollywood have made mask wearing the new normal, that way we can wear them all the time for the rest of our lives, yea!
• I love that so many people will go along to get along and wear their mask because they don’t want conflict, that way we can all walk over the cliff together,,, next, the 100 reasons I Love vaccines
