Tucker Uncovers Beto O'Rourke's Cow-Themed Poetry

First published at 05:29 UTC on March 16th, 2019.
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Beto O'Rourke wrote this poem when he was a teenager.
I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.
Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax…

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CategoryNews & Politics
SensitivityNormal - Content that is suitable for ages 16 and over
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