(OFFICIAL) PANDEMIC BABIES! NOT LIKE OTHER BABIES! Parents took Covid Vaccine, look what happened!

Though it's EXTREMELY rare for two parents who were foolish enough to take one of the MRNA altering (and other fun stuff) Covid-19 vaccines to be ABLE to have children ever again, occasionally children are born to these people, and the children they produce are VERY DIFFERENT.

These babies are not built like other babies!
Super accelerated growth and development, possibly lower intelligence, many times they have BLACK EYES (no soul?), they LOVE CLIMBING, they don't like light or noise but create plenty of noise themselves, they appear almost as if they have Down Syndrome (but they don't), and other strange and curious tendencies that most other babies do not have.

My theory? I think they age quicker. That would explain why they develop so quickly and look so strange. What's that disease where people age faster and die at a very young age? I think it's like that. It's their bodies' way of adapting to the DEMONICALLY toxic coronavirus vaccines. What does this mean for humanity? Is there a new race of humans? Transhumans perhaps? Or soul-less humans?

Or is this just an anomalous trend?