FAKE Fishman Preamps from Ebay Tried to Violate Me

Cheap, fake acoustic-electric piezo preamps on eBay...don't do it. Just don't. Stop looking. Quit being tempted. Waste of money. Seriously stop. Yes, I know they're only like $15USD but so are a lot of other things you should avoid buying. Like what? Like fanny packs...or crocs...or $15 worth of methamphetamine.
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