Man-Made UFO's

Bruce the Shark, and hist friends, Rusty "Ripsaw" Turtle and Gumby, discuss man-made UFO's. Rusty is mad at his Navy brethren that are either too dumb, or are following orders on their reporting of UFO's that are either metal balloons, or the infra-red exhaust signatures of jet aircraft being recorded at a distance. There are no alien's, but there are lots of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO's), which include a lot of secret hardware, with many of them now hanging from the ceiling of flight museums. Gumby recommends that you go to your local flight museum and see what you can find, as you may find many items that were once reported as UFO's. This includes the B-2 bomber, F-117 stealth fighter, the Darkstar drone, and the Boeing Bird of Prey. These are all old, and for those that failed third grade science class, anything in the air may look like "magic" or UFO's. Rusty also mentioned how he used to call air strikes over the UHF Follow-On (UFO) satellite constellation, which is now being used by pirates to communicate around the world. Read more books, and this book may need to be updated, as it mostly deals with that von Brown Nazi Paperclip guy that got 'Merica to the Moon when hippie's ruled the Earth. There is a lot of cool stuff flying around up there, but it is not alien, those are called demons, and you can shoot them or banish them back to hell. Because, this is 'Merica, and we like our guns, fire, and secret space technology. (Gumby is flexing on us with his cool titanium knife, as titanium used to be very hard to come by, and the SR-71 and AA-12 were made with Russian titanium.)