First published at 00:04 UTC on January 8th, 2023.
You did something stupid
And now you're locked in
You're locked in a room with big fat women,
These women hate sex,
and all of them are 50,
And all of them hate sex,
so much,
They block porn as competition,
They paid for a pornblocker
And a meter…
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You did something stupid
And now you're locked in
You're locked in a room with big fat women,
These women hate sex,
and all of them are 50,
And all of them hate sex,
so much,
They block porn as competition,
They paid for a pornblocker
And a metered connection
Porn is impossible
Sex inconcievable
What can you do now
How can you come
Come lord jesus
Educate the little one
You found your way
To tor browser
Somehow
Don't ask how
Somehow you found it
And like magic
Up comes xnxx
You breathe a sign of relief
Alone you can have sex
But the metered connection
Defeated your dick
It's broken in sadness
And need bandages and stitches
How can you survive
When cum is like shit
You gotta expel waste
Or your head exploded it
There's one more step you
Must have to be take
You need a vpn to defeat metered
Connection
Now you can jerk freely
For a couple of years
Then cheat like a speed demon
And adele owe you two billion dollars
www.lokiskingdom.com
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