Traditionally

In omni enim colle
Sublimi et sub omni
Ligno frondoso tu prosterne-
Baris meretrix

Ready to settle down
A couple of decades too late
You've taken to town, been around,
Now you've found your comedown
At about fifteen pounds overweight
Since no man will now provide for you
You might think that you've sealed your fate
But thanks to der ewige Juke
You can live off the teat of the state

When sexual liberty
Has set you the wrong kind of free
The answer is living like me
Traditionally

So when a drowning boy
Is enough to bring you to your knees
The migration field is complex
And emotion comes next
So try not to displace us all please
And when welfare takers look at you
With the promise of change in their eyes
Don't substitute maternity
With the transfer of money and lies

Your former lifestyle is bereaved
When happiness can't be achieved
Your ancestors lived with such glee
Traditionally

You glare at the rear-view and see
A nuclear family
The life where you'd much rather be
Traditionally