Welcome 2 Hemet California's only podcast - UDvE - uncle dust vs everything

Live from Hemeth California's & best entertainment since the Ramona Bowl had a strip show in 49' , 4 consecutive years running. I was awarded entertainer of the year by Meth Monthly , given the Hemet " golden glass dick " award 6 years smoking, & was championed the second coming of Tom Sizemore for swimming across Lake Hemet naked & a bag of recycling. The mayor of San Jacinto said " UDvE " is the illest podcast in the Inland Empire pipes down & for the first time ever on YouTube as it's an audio only podcast for smokers 18 & up , sorry kids , stay in school. I'm Dusty Morrow aka Uncle Dust & although i wouldn't call myself a comedian, it's embarrassing with the weirdos in Hollywood holding that tarded cuck crown , they hate kids, they have the evil group mentality , AND are more famous than funny , so thats me , a funny kid born in Vegas , raised in Escondido, shipped out to the High Desert ( Phelan, Hesperia , what up ya rednecks of Cali ) Escaped by joining the Navy & toured the world , Tokyo , Kuala Lampur , Australia, Hawaii, Singapore , Thailand, & of course the desert shit hole & goat fucking capital of the world , the Middle East ( or as i call it , the Fickle Beast , they some backwards sand sniffin fucks , a shit ton of pedos for real check my back podcasts ) so knowing all this i will tell you not to listen if you have bitch made tendencies Ie.. Rip tight jeans disorder, have to stop the joke cuz i dont wanna be viewed as racist for laughing at black jokes, your mom loans you money, you complain about other peoples business, you shave your arms , ( see last podcasts for whole list ) if your not a cunt please join me as i go deep into uncensored funny , say hello , leave a comment, i appreciate ya big time. Check the social media and DM for promo and business inquiries. Now lets start the show. #teamfuckery saluteskees.