First published at 14:40 UTC on May 12th, 2020.
Well, today on Merciless Cinema Presents (Reboot) we bring you a landmark in cinema history, the legend that is the live action adaptation of the anime story The Guyver!
So what does this movie have going for it? I am so glad you asked! It has Mark…
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Well, today on Merciless Cinema Presents (Reboot) we bring you a landmark in cinema history, the legend that is the live action adaptation of the anime story The Guyver!
So what does this movie have going for it? I am so glad you asked! It has Mark Hamill in one of the major low points of his career. Watch as he turns into a giant cockroach! And that is not the only failure of George Lucas brought to glaring celluloid reality. See the origin of the most hated Star Wars characters to ever exist! Yep! Jar Jar Binks! This should confirm the suspicions of a number of you out there. The Jar Jar Binks prototype! J.J. Walker! Even more than that you get to see where the CGI model came from. Yep the most racist monster ever! J.J. Walker as a Chronos Zoanoid! Watch this and tell me that I am wrong about the Jar Jar Binks lineage. I dare ya!
So today you get to see one of the worst B-Flicks ever. So bad that I use it here because I have no fear about copyright reprisals. No production company would ever claim, let alone get uppity about a movie like this! Thus is the new standard for Merciless Cinema to bring you new and inventive movies because no one wants them anyway!
Plot: A young man discovers a mechanical device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero. When strange creatures start appearing, trying to take the device back, he begins to uncover a secret plot to genetically engineer terrifying monsters.Blah blah blah Chronos...... Blah blah blah Zoanoid....... Just shut the fuck up and watch.
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