THE LAST STRAW FOR JOHNNY DEPP WAS THE POOP IN THE BED

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On the night of the pooping, Johnny had had a hard day doing business negotiations. Amber attacked him when he came home to rest. He invited her to hit him which she did twice, hard in the face. Then he said, "I'm done," and he left. She went to Coachella for a band concert and Johnny thought it would be a good idea to get his precious personal items while she was out of town but his security team talked him out of it because Amber had pooped in his bed. Soon after that Johnny's mother died and put her foot down from the other side of the grave. Her son, Johnny, was to have nothing more to do with Amber! Mom's in control now! Amber just better hope that Jerry Judge has a steadying effect on Johnny's mother as she extracts vengeance from poor Amber for what Amber did to her son. So far we see nothing on Amber's Twitter account. She is all light and rainbows, showing off her beauty from every angle. Time will tell if Mrs. Depp and/or Mr. Judge decide to act. If I were Amber I would be making sincere apologies to all concerned.