The Sun and Moon on the Flat Earth

The Sun and Moon are both heavenly bodies of light that follow their own unique paths across the sky. These luminaries can be observed now as they have been seen for thousands of years to travel above us emitting their own light to the world. However, the Masonic experts at NASA have convinced us that it is not these magnificent luminaries revolving above us as they appear, but instead, it is us revolving around the Sun. They also tell us that the Moon is not producing its own light, but rather it is a big spherical rock and nothing more than a reflector of the Sun’s light. The Sun and Moon are both equal yet opposite luminaries with one ruling the day and one ruling the night.