1.400 metric tons of Methanol “accidentally” dumped into Ohio River, but water is safe to drink!

First published at 20:22 UTC on March 29th, 2023.

This is just another TOTALLY RANDOM coincidence. Another environmental disaster. But don’t worry, there’s no evidence that the water was affected or polluted in any way. It’s perfectly safe and delicious to drink!

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